the plumbing works

Well, soon I will be another year older. Yep, 24 years ago Friday I peed all over the doctor. The doctor’s response, “Well, the plumbing works” I mean I guess a lot of animals have peed on me when they were scared, frogs, dogs, I guess cats mostly dig their claws into me…, birds, hamsters, mice (almost a hamster) and myself (hey, I was four!). So Doc, you’re in good company. Here’s to getting old. There was a point when you wanted to get older, I’m not so sure those years are still here… And mom and dad, just think of the valuable lesson I taught you when I did pee my pants, always bring an extra change of clothes for the little ones (young parents take note!).